Day — I got messed up on catnip dog and cats diary. Told him of the fingernail torture and he did not even believe me. Start - Smart Jokes. I have taken a lesson from my rival and begun sleeping on top of my captors' heads in the hope of suffocating them. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer. Day — The horrors!
Tess - Age: 30
Price - 70$
He doesn't own a Boston terrier, but he will one day soon.
The Captive Cat's Diary
He grew up in Texas and has lived in New York since It's sadistic, it's sick ,it's inhuman, it's what their great leader "Bob Barker" commands, but - the Sphinx be praised - I support it whole-heartedly! This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo.
Funny Cat Diary
See the different points of view from the day in the life of a dog and cat. Excerpts from a dog's diary. Dog food! My favourite thing! A car ride!. EXCERPTS FROM! A DOG'S DIARY. am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! am - OH BOY!. These diary entries perfectly encapsulate what's going on inside a cat's mind — they're The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to returnee.
Lucky - Age: 27
Price - 152$
Todd is a LittleThings editor. Cats can sometimes withholding their affection. Can they not spot my innate superiority?
Secret Cat Diary
We Welcome Your Feedback. Learn more about our standards and ethics policy here , and report factual errors to corrections littlethings. They make sure they sift through the sand and pick it all out. DAY — Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return.
Freddie - Age: 32
Price - 157$
DAY — My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. I had held out a passing notion that another of my own kind would have enabled me to conspire against the villains who hold me; now I see that I was wrong.
Diary of a Dog - Diary of a Cat. EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY Day number am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! am - OH BOY! A CAR. These diary entries below perfectly encapsulate what's going on inside a dog's and cat's mind through diary entries. It's no wonder that they've been going viral. So funny but true, dogs so simple, just need love, food and play and cats are just drama lol. I love my cats more then anything even with their moody attitudes.